No contest…
This life is really kicking my ass!

I’ve even lost count of the score…

Life = 1,000,000,000…
Me = Hmm, never mind!

I have looked at life straight into its eyes… it’s pure evil!
(Yes, that was a Seinfeld reference).

As you would have guessed, I love Seinfeld! It really helps my life suck less… thank goodness i got to live in a time with Seinfeld in it. (yada, yada, yada… i mean blah, blah, blah).

I could not live this life without my family and friends… they sit highly on the “Pro’s” column of my life list. Later, you will learn what sits on the “Con’s” column.

But it’s not all bad, i have had many ups with those downs (haven’t we all?).

My blogs will explain more about me and my life as you read on… i wanted to tell my story in a light-hearted funny way which i hope makes you laugh a little (or a lot).

That’s my first blog done (tick!) does that mean i’m a blogger now.